Thursday, 1 September 2005

Improvised fun

Suri. Japanese dish consisting of fish, fish, some fish, and in the Northern Regions a bit of fish too. Tastes fishy and, when eaten regularaly except for breakfast, makes you live 7.4 years longer on average.
A marketing and export attempt in the mid-80s failed badly when French media reported that it actually contained mouse meat. Though never confirmed, it ruined suri's reputation in the Occidental world.
Suri was also Emperor Harakiri and his wife Vachekiri's favourite dish.
Encyclopædia Britanniclasen, 2005 ed.

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